My Rules for College

THE WILLIAM ADMENMENTS

·        9pm is the latest you can start a game (school Night)

·        8pm is latest you can Drink pop (school Night)

·         The calendar must be 3 months ahead

·        MUST FOLLOW 720 budget for video games

·        MUST FOLLOW 240 budget for eating out  

·         School performance  = Game playing  (school night) + 4 weekend

a.      95 AVG = 4 hours

b.      90 AVG = 3 Hours

c.       85 AVG = 2 Hours

d.      80 AVG = 1 Hour

·         All immediate homework must be completed

·         The 6 points hygiene must be completed

·         AT MAX 3 Dews a day

·        Only follow 200 people on twitter

·         Only accept friend request from people with over a hundred mutual friends

·         Download up to 10 songs a month

·         When a game hits 200 hours delete it

·         When you  100 % a game sell it on Ebay

·         Always give dad his change

·         Respect the Cop Car

·         Watch a movie a week (Netflix)

·         Beat 12 of current months game before you start the next one  

·         If you haven’t graduated college by the age of 26 Kill yourself

·          Post 4 blogs a week (summer)

·          8  videos a month (summer)

·         Always give it the college try (3)

·         Never own a mac

·         Always pack a jimmie

·         Never give up on your dreams

·         Never stop Gaming

·         Calling per week at least

a.       Jason 1 Mom 3 Dad 2 Zander 1